Hey, I'm Nelson from Norwich (England)
I'm a writer, stand-up comedian, and law student.

My first novel is entitled The Bloodstained Spears and it is available on Kindle (Amazon). I'm also working on a second novel which will be out soon.

I am an African Warrior with the heart of a lion and the soul of a poet <3
  • Did you see this guy that got hit by lightning?

    (Source: erics-idle)

  • erics-idle:

    50 Favorite Comedians: Greg Giraldo

    This one homeless guy came up to me the other day, and he was asking me for money. I was about to give it to him, and then I thought, ‘He’s just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol.’ And then I thought, ‘That’s what I’m gonna use it on. Who am I to judge the guy, really?’

  • mybloodyicecream:

    Some of the funniest men to ever live.
    RIP comedy greats

  • so-personal:

    everything personal

    (Source: cantstealmyswag, via schoolfact)

  • lion:

    Martin summarizes every relationship

    (via the-absolute-best-posts)

  • versacegravy:


    This is the dopest photo I ever seen

    Damn Mike look he bout to spit a BET Cypher verse

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  • andrewclifton:

    a sneak peek at what me and Eryn were doing earlier today when the sun came up…

  • naturalablavi:

    You are a queen!

  • silly-luv:

    ♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

    (Source: weheartit.com)

  • disneypixar:

    Love is about the little things.

  • ilovesafo:

    Now I like her even more

    (via sucker4personalpunishment)